Friday’s foaming rant: A tale told by an idiot
I’ve got all of my fingers and all of my toesI’m pretty well off, I guess, I supposeSo how come I feel bad so much of the time?A man ain’t an island... John Donne wasn’t lyin’---“Hard Day On the Planet,” Loudon Wainwright III“You gonna rant this Friday?” the editor asked. “You gotta be mean; we don’t want people thinking we’re reining you in.” Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Like, with a couple hundred e-mails running 95 percent in favor of my continuing to act the fool - including a number of readers who think pretty much everything under my byline is as wrong as Dura-Ace on a DeRosa - I’m suddenly