Friday’s Foaming Rant: A failure of intelligence
“The American government is leading the country towards hell.”—Osama bin Laden, in a 1998 ABC interview If I see a distraught Forest Service worker on one of my rides, droppinga crumpled piece of tear-stained stationery into a campfire ring with onehand and reaching for a Zippo with the other, I’m headed upwind as fastas my middle-aged legs will drive the bike. The aroma of roasting fat isone thing if you’re sipping a powerful beverage while a thick steak broils,and quite another if your ass is on fire. One fragrance that will never make my olfactory podium is the stenchof stupidity, a